Last week we brought you the story of Phil Jones and Daley Blind copping bans from UEFA for being late to a doping test post United's Europa League victory.

Well, UEFA has ignored Manchester United's appeal and told 'em to cop it. Understandably this hasn't gone down well at all with Jose Moutinho – who continues to be livid about the whole thing 😡

“I only hope tomorrow the team that wins, the doping control people allow them to celebrate and enjoy their moment," Jose told the press.

United will come up against Real Madrid in the Super Cup tomorrow morning (Aus time) at 4.45am for you early risers.

Meanwhile, some papers still seem to think that Gareth Bale to Manchester United is gonna happen – and Mourinho is dead set on it.

This is all in the face of him making clear; "I haven't even thought of the possibility of signing him."